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[*] posted on 1-27-2005 at 01:44 PM Reply With Quote
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A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, "I must have you right now! I'll drop $500 on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!"

The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition. Her girlfriend said "When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."

An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked.

The lady said "That jerk had $500 in quarters!"



HAHAH damn boy!
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[*] posted on 1-27-2005 at 05:23 PM Reply With Quote


lol... pretty gay if you ask me.. but still kinda funny
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[*] posted on 1-27-2005 at 06:08 PM Reply With Quote


hahaha... funny.. i woud've done it with pennies.. :banana: :drool:
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[*] posted on 1-27-2005 at 07:54 PM Reply With Quote


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hahaha... funny.. i woud've done it with pennies.. :banana: :drool:

LOL How the hell are you gonna carry around all those pennis? :blink:
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[*] posted on 1-28-2005 at 01:58 PM Reply With Quote


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hahaha... funny.. i woud've done it with pennies.. :banana: :drool:

LOL How the hell are you gonna carry around all those pennis? :blink:


How the hell are you gonna carries $500 in quarters o_O thats like almost an extra 100 pounds or more

I like this joke...........:headbang:
its so corny :cool:
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[*] posted on 1-28-2005 at 09:36 PM Reply With Quote


What the hell... stop stealing things from Ebaumsworld!! :cool:
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[*] posted on 1-28-2005 at 11:44 PM Reply With Quote


lol . . . smack the bich with money now huh?

quarters . . hmm . . dimes man dimes! lol . .
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